seninleuyurken:

(via karpuzluantidepresan)

liamdarlinstewart:

dropping a chandelier in the middle of an opera because someone sat in my unassigned assigned seat is the level of pettiness i aspire to achieve

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

bopeep:

the girl of my dreams is just me but with more money

(via belairbeautyqueen)

aintnosuchthingastoothick:

Y'all really underestimate the power of a really good conversation with someone who is genuinely interested in getting to know you as a person, not as a partner.

(via deadrosas)